Velociraptors, Bunk Beds, Godzilla and Cats

How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

A question worth knowing the answer to, I think. The Oatmeal also has a collection of other delightful quizzes and comics (which I like totally found by accident this very morning when I noticed that the old link to the velociraptor quiz had turned into a retail store for bunk beds overnight… go figure).

Also:

And while we’re putting stuff up on the net:

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5 thoughts on “Velociraptors, Bunk Beds, Godzilla and Cats

  1. Your cat lives in your aquarium with your turtles? Pfft. Figures. Cruel people, you are, stuffing a cat, two turtles, and a velociraptor in such a tiny space. 😡
    CADET: Commander, we have detected high amounts of both OWNAGE and BURN in the last statement.
    COMMANDER: Splendid!
    CADET: Unfortunately, the DOUCHE, NITPICKER, GRAMMAR NAZI, and ASSHOLE levels are dangerously high. Readings are through the roof!
    COMMANDER: SHIT! ABORT MISSION! PANIC! RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES SCREAMING LIKE UNFAIR STEREOTYPES OF LITTLE GIRLS!

  2. I could survive 1 minute and 6 seconds chained to a bunk-bed with a velociraptor and I have spent 19 years 4 months and a day doing inconsequential things.

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