A question worth knowing the answer to, I think. The Oatmeal also has a collection of other delightful quizzes and comics (which I like totally found by accident this very morning when I noticed that the old link to the velociraptor quiz had turned into a retail store for bunk beds overnight… go figure).
- Godzilla Haiku – you gotta see it to believe it.
- Ninja Cat Comes Closer While Not Moving – What’s better than ninja monkeys? Ninja cats!
- Our kitty is a Lolcat!!! – Yes she is. And she haz a cup.
And while we’re putting stuff up on the net:
- The only shop in the world that sells Kinds of Sea and Blandishments – Thesauruses, scourge of modern advertising.
5 thoughts on “Velociraptors, Bunk Beds, Godzilla and Cats”
A convergence of bunk beds, cats and Godzilla in a single post is too good to pass up! Enjoying your blog.
I could survive 1 minute and 6 seconds chained to a bunk-bed with a velociraptor and I have spent 19 years 4 months and a day doing inconsequential things.
Your cat lives in your aquarium with your turtles? Pfft. Figures. Cruel people, you are, stuffing a cat, two turtles, and a velociraptor in such a tiny space. 😡
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I would survive because the raptor would like me and would want to be my pet. He could live in the aquarium with the turtle and the cat.
I’d survive longer and kill the raptor but then i’d die from bloodloss because of the severed limb.