Today:

im scared of squirrell

I see.

I mean I really, really see. It’s perfectly understandable. Just look at this.

Scary buggers, them squirrels.

Edit: Two days later I got this one:

are there squirrels in the dominican republic

Tons of them. They practically grow on trees there. Wouldn’t go, if I were you, my Sciuridae-paranoid friend. (I’m just going to assume that this was the same person, because otherwise it wouldn’t be fun. And that’s true because I said so.)