Search Engine Term Of The Week (Episode 15)

Today:

im scared of squirrell

I see.

I mean I really, really see. It’s perfectly understandable. Just look at this.

Scary buggers, them squirrels.

Edit: Two days later I got this one:

are there squirrels in the dominican republic

Tons of them. They practically grow on trees there. Wouldn’t go, if I were you, my Sciuridae-paranoid friend. (I’m just going to assume that this was the same person, because otherwise it wouldn’t be fun. And that’s true because I said so.)

Search Engine Term Of The Week (Episode 13)

Today:

divinity 2 novel way of giving head

Come to think of it: What’s so hard …difficult to imagine about this?

There’s almost certainly both an audience as well as an industry for priest/nun-related porn (both mostly located in Vatican City, one can assume). Starting from that premise we may further surmise that there are franchises and blockbusters in the world of Faith Porn. Names like Rectal with the Rector, The Crucefucktion of Christ or Benedickt XVI: Sacrament of Excrement come to mind.

*urgh*

Anyway. So there might be a Divinity I: Giving Head The Traditional Way out there. Just might, mind you. And I’d rather if there wasn’t.

Search Engine Term Of The Week (Episode 12)

Today:

big titty pics

Crikey! I think you got yourself the wrong website there, mate. Might be you were looking for an Australian porn film company.

(Also, why is it that I only get hits for about three different things: Divinity 2, porn and Robert Pattinson with his birthday suit on?)

Search Engine Term Of The Week (Episode 1)

I present, from now on, here and on this spot, every Sunday evening:

The Search Engine Term Of The Week! Search engine term that got people to this website, that is.

(Roaring Applause)

Today:

Xivilai Naked.

Gulp. Okay… why oh why would you want to see that? They’re not wearing much anyway. Think Robert Pattinson with an even worse haircut and a light case of zombie-ism. Got it? There.  I told you, you didn’t want to see that, even in your imagination. You’re not strong enough. No one is.