The man in the orange jersey is my dad. He’s awesome and that is not just because he ran a full marathon today. That’s all that needs saying for now.
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The man in the orange jersey is my dad. He’s awesome and that is not just because he ran a full marathon today. That’s all that needs saying for now.
Verena Kyratzes 
Which one is the one that sounds more stuck up and stuffy? Because that’s the one.
I shall pass on the compliments, seeing that my dad usually doesn’t read the comment threads.
*prays fervently that this is true*
Are we talking bacchanalia or saturnalia?
Your dad has quite a nice ass. Be a good little darling and tell him he’s invited to the next orgy I have, will you? Also, when you read that, imagine it’s being read by a stuffy British woman with a stuck-up accent. Thank you.