Everone sing along:

O Titty Claus, O Titty Claus

Your boobies great delight us.

They’re rather big and o so round.

They’re choc’latey and nipple-crowned.

O Titty Claus, O Titty Claus.

Your boobies great delight us.

(Spotted at a local confectionery shop. The shop itself is rather nice and their products are excellent, but I think this time they maybe didn’t quite think their latest idea through before putting it on the market. I for one nearly died of laughter when I saw this little guy in the shop window.)