Millions have said it.
I haven’t, but I need to, so I will.
Avatar is great.
So, that’s done.
And don’t even think Pocahontas, or else…
Here is, for all those interested, a list of the books that I’ve managed to read in 2009. I always enjoy these lists when I see them on other people’s blogs, as they provide me not only with inspiration for my own reading, but also with a rough idea of what that other writer might be interested in. So, here we go (and don’t dream of getting this in chronological order):
The Blade Itself – Joe Abercrombie
I See By My Outfit – Peter S. Beagle
Strange Roads – Peter S. Beagle
We Never Talk About My Brother – Peter S. Beagle
Lythande – Marion Zimmer Bradley
Green Rider – Kristen Britain
First Rider’s Call – Kristen Britain
The Gargoyle – Andrew Davidson
Adventures in Unhistory – Avram Davidson
Pawn Of Prophecy – David Eddings
Queen Of Sorcery – David Eddings
Magician’s Gambit – David Eddings
Castle Of Wizardry – David Eddings
Enchanter’s End Game – David Eddings
Guardians Of The West – David Eddings
Neverwhere – Neil Gaiman
The Glass Key – Dashiell Hammett
The Maltese Falcon – Dashiell Hammett
The Thin Man – Dashiell Hammett
Lustrum – Robert Harris
A Song For Nero – Tom Holt
The Hotel New Hampshire – John Irving
The Lions Of Al-Rassan – Guy Gavriel Kay
Cell – Stephen King
Duma Key – Stephen King
It – Stephen King
Lisey’s Story – Stephen King
On Writing – Stephen King
Die Känguru-Chroniken – Marc-Uwe Kling
The Gunseller – Hugh Laurie
A Game Of Thrones – George R.R. Martin
A Clash Of Kings – George R.R. Martin
A Storm Of Swords – George R.R. Martin
A Feast For Crows – George R.R. Martin
Dragonharper – Anne & Todd McCaffrey
Blood Sucking Fiends – Christopher Moore
Nanny Ogg’s Cookbook – Terry Pratchett
Nation – Terry Pratchett
Unseen Academicals – Terry Pratchett
The Name Of The Wind – Patrick Rothfuss
The Tales Of Beedle The Bard – J.K. Rowling
Indecent Exposure – Tom Sharpe
Riotous Assembly – Tom Sharpe
Wilt – Tom Sharpe
Barnacle Bill The Spacer And Other Stories – Lucius Shepard
Softspoken – Lucius Shepard
The Scalehunter’s Beautiful Daughter – Lucius Shepard
The Writer Got Screwed (But He Didn’t Have To) – Brooke E. Wharton
Okay. So I’ve been off the radar for a while. But I did a lot of good work in the last three weeks, so I’m not too sad about that. But 2010 is going to find me a changed woman, yes it will. Here’s what I’ll do:
New Year Resolutions (Excerpt)
1) Sell Book
2) Write A Lot More Books
3) Update Blog More Often (Now, away from the 56k modems of Greece and with our home internet connection working once more, than might actually work out. Maybe I should add another one 4) Don’t Make Empty Promises.)
That’s it for now, back to typing my handwritten manuscript and playing Borderlands. Expect to hear from me soon.
Yes I did.
Now for an agent.
…piece of cake, right?
Today:
thickwhores.com
Mhm… actually it’s verenakyratzes.wordpress.com.
Don’t be embarrassed, dear, this happens all the time.
Everone sing along:
O Titty Claus, O Titty Claus
Your boobies great delight us.
They’re rather big and o so round.
They’re choc’latey and nipple-crowned.
O Titty Claus, O Titty Claus.
Your boobies great delight us.
(Spotted at a local confectionery shop. The shop itself is rather nice and their products are excellent, but I think this time they maybe didn’t quite think their latest idea through before putting it on the market. I for one nearly died of laughter when I saw this little guy in the shop window.)
Today:
unseen academicals disease slight
As long as the rash and the shakes haven’t started yet you should be okay, friend. If they already did… well, let’s just say I wouldn’t make any appointments for tomorrow if I were you.
If you’re wondering why I’m not updating, it’s because my computer has been infected with a particularly hard-to-kill trojan. (Where from? No idea. I haven’t downloaded anything in ages, and we have had hacker issues before…) So I’m spending most of my time working on my novel.
Not to know what happened before you were born is to be a child forever. For what is the time of a man, except it be interwoven with that memory of ancient things of a superior age?
Marcus Tullius Cicero, who was assassinated 2052 years ago today, wrote this. It seems to me that nowadays ancient Rome is more a myth than reality for most people. It takes a conscious effort to think of Caesar, Mark Anthony, Brutus, Octavian and Cicero and remember that they were real people.
I grieve for the Roman Republic. What splendour could we have achieved today if the republic hadn’t ended?
I think we would already be on Mars. Have colonies on other worlds. Giant space stations. Medical and scientific knowledge beyond our wildest dreams.
I wish I had known him and his contemporaries. These must have been fascinating times.