Search Engine Term Of The Week (Episode 14)

Today:

what do you do when you’re trapped in th

and the (suspected to be) related:

trapped in the crystal in divinity 2 at

Well, that’s easy. First you tap together the heels of the Armoured Champion Boots of Bananas.

(Armoured Champion Boots of Bananas. Optional Reward for the Orobas Fjord Banana Picking Quest

  • Ranged Armour Rating: +2
  • Requires Dexterity 69
  • Requires Level ∞
  • +1 to Dexterity
  • +1 to Banana Using
  • Magic Protection Enchantment – Increases your magic armour rating by 2
  • Life Line Enchantment – Increases your hitpoints by 6
  • Banana-Shaped Swiss Army Knife of Doom and Crystal Cutting in left heel)

Tapping your heels together, which is tricky but can be done by pressing Alt + Control + Del rapidly until your screen goes blue, will spawn the Banana-Shaped Swiss Army Knife of Doom and Crystal Cutting in your inventory. Equip the knife and use it to cut a small hole into the crystal just in front of your face. Then stick your right hand through the hole (you might have to dislocate your shoulder to do so) and show the game developers the middle finger. This will make them program the sequel faster, which will presumably let you out of that huge Swarovski crystal that you managed to get yourself stuck in.

If you picked the two Heal scrolls instead of the Armoured Champion Boots of Bananas as a quest reward then you’re screwed. Wait for the sequel like everybody else.

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