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The Twilight Experiment: Day 4

Four days. Four days and I am still alive. Still breathing. Battered, though. My verbal apologies for what I am doing to myself have gotten even better-rehearsed. When we have visitors they don’t even make it through the door before I have told them that I’m doing this for science, for fame, for knowledge. For the love of little apples. How I will get millions of hits on my blog (still waiting, btw.). How the fans finally won’t have any arguments anymore. How I will sleep more soundly, having finally… Read more The Twilight Experiment: Day 4

Search Engine Term Of The Week (Episode 1)

I present, from now on, here and on this spot, every Sunday evening: The Search Engine Term Of The Week! Search engine term that got people to this website, that is. (Roaring Applause) Today: Xivilai Naked. Gulp. Okay… why oh why would you want to see that? They’re not wearing much anyway. Think Robert Pattinson with an even worse haircut and a light case of zombie-ism. Got it? There.  I told you, you didn’t want to see that, even in your imagination. You’re not strong enough. No one is.