Update tomorrow. Too tired to write more. Now lookie at nice new pictures on Flickr.
Author: verenakyratzes
One-Armed Artist
Here are a few more images from Greece, including some compulsory “oh look at all those ancient ruins” pictures (and more are coming). I know that there must be thousands of other Flickr users who have uploaded millions of pictures of the Acropolis, but I really don’t care. It’s the Acropolis, for Christ’s sake. So what if a few other people also uploaded pictures of it?
In other news: I’m working on the images for our children’s book and finishing up a few graphics for Catroidvania. This might lead to some gaps in the blogging process. The good news for all my avid readers is that I’ve also managed to injure my wrist, which makes drawing for long stretches at a time somewhat painful… come to think of it, maybe it’s not good news after all. At least there will be plenty of time for blogging during the my-hand-just-fell-off breaks that I will need to take to sew said hand back on with dental floss.
Between Jonas having a terrible back pain and my wrist hurting, we managed to uphold our happy-healthy-holiday mood for exactly five days after coming back from Greece, which is a real shame. We can only hope that the current uncharacteristically good weather in Germany will last a little longer, so that we can enjoy it when we’re both well again. If we manage that, I’m sure we’ll be in perfect busy-little-bee working mode in no time. I don’t want to be pessimistic, honestly, Jonas and I have got a very creative and exciting fall ahead of us… we just need to survive the next few days to get to it.
Oh, and did I mention that our turtle tried to commit suicide on Saturday?
The Stone Age
Picture the Acropolis Museum in Athens. It is a new museum. A beautiful space, big and bright. The floor is glass, not tile, and underneath you see the ongoing excavation of a 2500 year-old part of Athens. Baths and bakeries, wells and houses, just a few meters below where you stand. People lived and worked there once.
The museum itself is a celebration of the ancient world. The exhibits have space to breathe, everything is neatly labeled, big and colourful posters explain ancient Athens to young children in simple English and Greek. The exterior walls are all glass and in the North the Acropolis itself rises, white and timeless.
Now picture a specific exhibit. On the first floor, just to the right of the stairs, is a display on ancient tools and building materials. A free-standing case holds replicas of various tools: chisels, hammers, pliers, drills… at least twenty or thirty different tools. They are all made from smooth, dark metal with an occasional bit of wood here and there. Above them you see about six or seven roughly-hewn lumps of marble. They are the different types of marble that were used in building the Acropolis.
Now, picture a little girl entering the image. She’s about five or six, blonde curly hair, as cute as can be. American. With her is her mom. She’s a woman in her late thirties, her hair is blonde too (although the colour might not be entirely natural), she’s wearing a stylish jeans jacket and high heels. You might know the type.
Have you got all that? The museum with the Acropolis beyond. The bright, huge spaces. The exhibit, the girl and her mother.
Okay. You might want to sit down now. Are you sitting? Good.
“Why,” asks the little girl, “are there rocks above all those tools?”
“Well,” answers her mother, “back then they didn’t have any tools, so these rocks are what they used. And underneath you see what we have nowadays.”
And I stand there, mouth agape, and wonder whether I should say something. In the end I don’t, because I don’t think “I’m sorry little girl, but your mother is a complete moron” would have gone down well with either of them. But the story won’t leave my head. Not only because it is, in its own painful way, fairly hilarious, but also because it makes my heart ache to know that there are people in the world who are incapable of appreciating or even comprehending their own past.
Covered in Bees
I know that I promised to post about a crazy woman in Athens, aardvarks and a lot of other things starting with “A”, but today has been a lot crazier than anticipated and my body still thinks that it is a little later than it actually is here in Germany. In short: I am tired and cold and beaten up and will now go to bed. Tomorrow, as soon as I’m done struggling with the day’s allotment of bureaucracy, I will post about crazy people in Athens. Today you can look at the pictures that I’ve just uploaded to Flickr.
Things I Will Be Posting About
- A stunningly stupid woman in the Acropolis Museum.
- A creature from hell in the basement.
- Athens.
- A lot of books that I read.
- Amazing things we saw.
- Acropolis (the).
- Aardvarks.







